"Quote, Unquote"

"If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh, or they'll kill you."
-- Billy Wilder

"If you're going to think, think big."
--Donald Trump

"I think, therefore I am."
--Descartes

"Time goes so wonderfully slowly."
--Liddy

"High five."
--Andrew McCauly

"A fool always finds a greater fool to follow him."
--Anonymous

"If something happens once, then... maybe it's a fluke. But if it happens twice, it's going to happen a third time."
--As told to me from Karim

"Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one."
--Mark Twain

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
--Charlie Chaplin

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
--Albert Einstein

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
--Will Rogers

" A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions."
--Anonymous

" Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
--Abraham Lincoln

" Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."
--Anonymous

"Life is a journey, not a destination."
--Anonymous

"It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious."
--Roger Berg

"Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth. Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty."
--Unknown

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of governement except all the others that have been tried."
--Winston Churchill

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
--Pablo Picasso

I'd like to thank the Acadamy..

Nic, I thank you for who I am today. After three years, we had enough joy to remember, enough trials to keep us strong, enough hope to keep us happy, enough trust to call one another a best friend and enough curiosity to continue growing and learning from each other. Once again I can't quite remember an inside joke, there are too many! How about "IS it?"

Emilie.. "Muffassa"! Hon, we have been friends since, what, grade four? Five? Aside from those pesky Willway fights, you were the one who stood by me when I needed you most (think grade seven!) You were always there with a hug, whipped cream, blue play-dough a sticky penis. Come to think of it, you were a weird friend! lol

Sterling, the history! You have been one of my best friends since grade eight. You are probably the most bright, funny and amazing person I know. I wish you all the happiness you deserve and the best of luck in the future. If you ever need anything at all, never hesitate to ask me.

Josh, you didn't think I'd forget you, didja? Although we have known each other the shortest amount of time, you are #1 in your class. You're the sweetest, silliest friend I've got, and you always seem to know what I need to hear. Although we have had our share of uncomfortable situations, you remained a true friend and I admire you and adore you for that.

Kellen... Oh, where do I begin?? You have always been one of my closest friends. You stand out as the most passionate and opinionated kid I know, and our chats have always been far from boring. Game nights were some of my fondest memories, when I learned you were not only bright and trustworthy, but funny as hell. Cheers.

Karim! You have become my best friend since you once asked me to cut your hair. I have never clicked with anyone so quickly. You're a blast to hang out with, even just wasting time together will stand out in my memory. Jesus, I'm going to miss you. Until we meet again, NEVER FORGET: "How you doin" and also "Don't-a!"

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